The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam
on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid
"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"
I need to stop having sex with you in my head.
Via: thelittlethieves Source: trolltina
in luv with barbara always
my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend
even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself